20 Cent – Patrick Kane a.k.a Vente Cente

August 10, 2009

in CHICAGO LOCAL,SPORTS

Along with “breast milk,” I will also be referring to Patrick Kane as “20 cent.” 20 years old and so hostile over 2 dimes. Why do I call him breast milk? Simply because he’s so young that he looks like he would still have some left over breast milk on his lips. I too look young and have nothing to say for myself. What good came out of this “problem?” Well Kane is young and he still has a long career ahead of him so this might blow over quite easily. Also, this is the off season. A situation like this would have played out quite differently if this was  Gretzky or Jagr.

This is why Kane’s new nick name is… Vente Cente

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The 20-year-old Kane and his cousin, James M. Kane, 21, were taken into police custody at about 5 a.m. ET after allegedly punching the driver and taking $15 in fare they had given him after he said he didn’t have 20 cents in change, a police report says. Police say the cousins apparently caught a cab from the city’s downtown nightclub district at about 4 a.m. Sunday.

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