Things women say to men, explained. Article #1

May 6, 2010

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Hi friends, fans, stalkers, and haters…

The time has come to share useful information with all the maturing grasshoppers and even the older ones who can’t take a hint when it comes to love and lust. When I say grasshoppers, I do mean both male and female. But with the opening of this new column, I will take the time to focus on the women in our lives. I feel that I am old enough and have enough experience to take on this assignment. The truth is ugly, so if you are offended, this column is NOT for you.  My older audience might be a bit shocked by the types of examples that I will be sharing with you, but that’s just this generation of women, nothing new. Are these theories based on real life events? If they weren’t, they wouldn’t be exciting. Women, I love them all which is why I’m doing them a favor by telling them things they don’t want to hear.

Am I right? I may not be right now, but someday you will think back and remember what you learned from me. So yes. I am right. This is a more in depth side of me. For a moment, I’d like to drop the politics in my life and talk about other things that are full of trickery and confusion….. Don’t insult me by saying I’m like that guy from that movie, “The Ugly Truth.” It only took the last 15 minutes of that movie for me to realize that I’m “that guy,” except I wouldn’t fall her at the end. I finally got around to seeing the whole movie and I’ll say it again. I’m like that guy. Questions? Email me.

Thank You,
GI

P.S. There is a meaning behind the banner located below…. Do you see it? Probably not.

The secret message is that women speak from the heart, while a man thinks with his penis.

Truth.

Enjoy the ride…

ARTICLE #1  She says,”By the way, I have a kid…”


Kids are a responsibility. Attachments are involved not only with the clingy girl who’s looking for a baby daddy, but with the child as well.  Are you ready to play “Dada?”

When a woman tells you that she has a child it means 2 things.

1) She wants to see the reaction on your face on how you took the news which will later determine whether or not you’re gonna get it…

2) On #2 you have 1 of 2 options. I’m being nice. After she told you the news, it’s decision time. Bang her out or run. What makes you think I’m so sure? Well a woman won’t tell a guy upfront that she has a kid. I mean come on… When meeting for the first time, what type of a girl comes up to you, and says, “My name is…. I have a kid, nice to meet you?” You find out the news when you first call her and you hear the baby screaming in the background as  you’re getting the, “Oh that’s my 3 year old by the way,”or it will come out of nowhere face to face (in person) striking you on the blindside.

The truth behind it all. If a man chooses to be involved with a woman who happens to have a child, he will never be #1 no matter how much she says she loves him. They are women, they are made to care for their young. The only type of woman who doesn’t, probably has a meth, heroine, coke, or alcohol problem. And I’m sure you wouldn’t want to bring that home. If you do, then you don’t belong reading this either. They are looking for a baby daddy, even though many women claim, “I already have a baby daddy, I don’t need one.” The father figure is key in a child’s life.

Remember, the decision to be made here is yours. As for me, I’ll pass.

 

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Jessica December 8, 2010 at 7:09 pm

I agree for the most part, but there are women out there are honest and upfront about things. I was and still am, much to the dismay of some family members. My feeling? Sometimes the truth hurts. If the truth hurts, change it or get the hell over it.

Those of us who ARE upfront and honest get a bad rep, and let’s not forget the men who play the same games as those immature, weak women who think playing games and toying with men is an amusing pastime.

I agree with Sarah a lot. Every guy I’ve dated since having kids has known upfront and before they ever even asked me out, that I had kids and I could take care of them on my own, without a “sugar daddy” or welfare. Perhaps people should look more closely at the types of people they are looking for to determine whether that person is into playing games or is probably going to be upfront and honest. Most men will tell you what they THINK you want to hear…and most of those men said Hello to the door as they passed it on the way out. You need to give what you expect to get in return.

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elisha May 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm

you are a funny guy! i agree with you..but i must say i disagree with a few things! but thats probably because im a woman right? =]

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Sarah May 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Hmm. So far I seem to be the only one to think this way. But I’m okay with being the “loner” on this one.

What i’m not okay with is that some women…no, lemme rephrase that, that some mothers agree and actually act like that.

I’m not going to give a Mommy-101 class, I’m purely going to speak for myself.

I have never referred to myself or the father of my daughter as my “baby daddy/baby momma”. Come on folks, you’re a parent now grow the Eff up. At least use proper english, no wonder our kids grow up talking the way they do.

Any mother (or father) that is going to use the “i have a kid” comment purely to see someones reaction and/or to guage whether or not they will stick around is immature.

The comment “a woman won’t tell a guy upfront that she has a kid” definetly bothered me. I can honestly say that anyone I have a conversation with knows I have a daughter right away. Not because I feel the need to “inform” them, but because I LOVE to talk about her. She is either with me and/or always in my conversations with people.

And as far as not being #1 goes, that is with any relationship (or at least it should be). You could start dating someone with a kid or even be married THEN have children. But no matter what the status of your relationship is, the child always comes first. And I’m sure there are plenty on women who are, in fact, NOT looking for a “baby daddy”.

Once again, I’m purely speaking for myself. I’m sure there are plenty who act that way…and, in my opinion, its sad.

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Mr. Nothing Less May 6, 2010 at 9:45 am

Wayne, I agree with you 100%, when you meet woman for the first time you are not meeting the real person. What you are meeting is an illusion. Women don’t want you to know the real them until they figure out what role you are going to play in their lives i.e. Sugar Daddy or Baby Daddy. Great article. Keep them coming.

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