While sifting through the internet, I stumbled upon some “good” Halloween costumes. I didn’t look through the blogoshpere to see how much money celebrities dumped on their costumes. Instead, I took to reddit to see what everyday folks came up with.  It’s all about originality…

THE LOOFA

THE DOC

TYRONE BIGGUMS

MOMAR GADHAFI

PRINCESS VADER

THE AMBIGUOUSLY GAY DUO

DR. EVIL

CARLTON BANKS

CAPTAIN SPAULDING

MAD HATTER

DAFT PUNK

ZIPPER FACE

Whose idea do you think this was? His or hers? If it was his, I must say he has no brain for doing this publicly. If it was hers, I wouldn’t be surprised that he gave in because vagina is powerful. It can make a man do unspeakable things, things more unconventional. In this case, plowing a woman on the hood of a car in broad daylight while in uniform.

This reminds me of that episode of “The Wire” (video below) where officer Jimmy McNulty is having sex with a woman on the hood of a car after a night of drinking only to be approached by fellow officers in uniform. McNulty flashed his badge identifying himself to the other officers and continued to plow the woman except he was out of uniform and it wasn’t during the day.

The New Mexico State Police has not released any information regarding an internal investigation of the incident. In other words, they know who it is except they don’t want to release it to the public. Because who knows, that guy might be married and that woman might not be his wife? Or maybe he pulled her over and abused his power? Maybe this was her only way out of doing something bad? Whatever the story is, it probably won’t be surprising.

Should this officer lose his job? Yes, but the odds of that happening are slim since officers are known to get away with more than the average person. Besides, why would he get in trouble? It’s not like his gun accidentally discharged during sex. And as you can see, he penetrated her with caution making sure the coast was clear.

A 33 year old woman was charged with distribution of narcotic schedule II controlled substance to a minor, first-degree reckless endangering, obtaining a controlled substance by misrepresentation fraud, endangering the welfare of a child, and unlawfully administering a drug, for crushing up oxycodone and lacing her son’s peanut butter sandwich. According to a tip, the mother had given her son the drug in an attempt to pass a drug test required in order for her to refill prescriptions. During her monthly check-in at the doctor’s office, the woman was drug screened and after receiving the results she questioned about her first urine sample. A second sample was taken and it contained the same trace amounts of opiates and oxycodone as in the first, but traces of cocaine were also detected. Police then took swabs for each of her three children and found a DNA match for the original sample and her son.

“The urine specimen tested positive for oxymorpone, a metabolized version of oxycodone, which meant the pills were ingested by the 11-year-old victim,” said Cpl Bruce Harris of the Delaware State Police. Her three children are in the custody of the Division of Family Services and she was released on $11,000 bond.

I haven’t seen anything like this since Ron Artest vs. the Detroit Pistons. The Georgetown University men’s basketball team traveled to China to play the Bayi Rockets, a local team in an exhibition match. An exhibition match is a match between two teams that doesn’t count. Nothing was at stake. The game came to a halt with 9 minutes remaining when things got rough over rough play. Once order was restored the game was called ending it in a 64-64 ties. While this was going on, vice-president Joe Biden was in the country as well meeting with political leaders. Georgetown’s coach Thompson III said in a statement..

“Tonight, two great teams played a very competitive game that unfortunately ended after heated exchanges with both teams,”

“We sincerely regret that this situation occurred.”

I don’t regret this situation at all because true colors came out. Now go after those players that were swinging and flag them. Future Allen Iverson or not… Not that that career ended in infamy. Couldn’t have said it better myself coach, except the fact that these guys fought til the end, literally…